Scorched Ween Crop Top
"Can I rip it to make it a crop top?" — Jude
Yes. Yes, you can.
Channel your inner Baddie with the Scorched Ween Crop—the only shirt designed for maximum tactical ventilation during a high-speed chase. Whether you’re fighting a man with a tire iron or just trying to show off your layered tank tops, this pre-shortened tee captures the chaotic energy of a 3:00 AM gas station brawl.
It’s legally distinct from your favorite band’s merch, but functionally identical to the shirt Emma used to plug a bullet wound. (Please do not use this shirt to plug actual bullet wounds. We are not liable for that.)
Features:
- Maximum Midriff: Aerodynamic design for escaping psychopaths.
- Pre-Cropped: Save yourself the trouble of ripping it manually while your friends scream at you.
- Jude-Approved: The official uniform of reckless endangerment while looking "heroically hot".
Warning: May cause your friends to ask, "Why are you like this?"
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Cropped length
- Ribbed crew neck
- Dropped shoulders
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Panic Table Merch Table
- Email: blastex-wilson-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Scorched Ween Crop Top Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
17.32
|
18.7
|
|
S
|
17.72
|
19.69
|
|
M
|
18.31
|
20.67
|
|
L
|
18.7
|
21.65
|
|
XL
|
199
|
22.64
|