Scorched Ween Band Tee
Dream of Californication? Keep dreaming. We’re in Oklahoma, it’s 3:00 AM, and the only thing on the menu is Scorched Ween.
Commemorate the chaotic, high-octane road trip of "HOW'S MY DRIVING?" with the official band tee of the Cimarron Scenic Byway's worst gas station. Inspired by the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert Jude never made it to , this shirt captures the distinct aroma of burnt hot dogs, regret, and accidental felonies.
Features:
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Vintage Aesthetic: Vaguely resembles a logo you know and love, legally distinct enough to not get us sued.
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100% Cotton: Soft enough to sleep in, durable enough to wear while stealing a police cruiser.
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Scent-Free: Does not actually smell like scorched ween (we promise).
"I'm going to throw myself off a bridge." — Cameron
Get yours before the gas station burns down.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Panic Table Merch Table
- Email: blastex-wilson-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Scorched Ween Band Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|