Whether you're running a quick errand or fleeing a homicidal maniac, reliable storage is an absolute must.

Celebrate Oklahoma's most terrifying gas station encounter of 2003 with the official tote of the Plastic Bag Man. Featuring the relentless, repeating "Thank You" text and the brightly lit visage of our improbably sexy antagonist, this high-fidelity bag is ideal for carrying your road trip essentials.

Unlike the complimentary plastic sacks forcefully distributed by the killer, this reusable tote is specifically designed not to be used as an impromptu strangulation device. Please accessorize responsibly.

Features:

• High-Fidelity Fabric: Substantially more durable than the flimsy, blood-stained plastic currently wrapped around his neck.

• Generous Capacity: Holds everything you need for a frenzied, low-survival sprint through the Oklahoma desert.

• Eco-Conscious: Because saving the planet is still important, even if your own personal world is rapidly coming to a violent end.

"He pulls out a shopping bag... one that says 'thank you for shopping'." — Cameron

Get yours before he bags you.