The Priorities Tee
Fight, flight, or Flirt?
Commemorate the ultimate act of trauma-bonding from "HOW'S MY DRIVING?" with this hyper-minimalist statement piece. Printed in cold, unformatted Helvetica on pitch black, this shirt distills Emma’s mid-apocalypse internal monologue into pure, unadulterated truth. Because true romance isn't about candlelight; it's about making sure your crush thinks you look cool while you flee a burning building.
Features:
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Stark Minimalism: Unformatted Helvetica over void-black. The official aesthetic of cinematic dread and deeply misplaced focus.
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100% Cotton: Breathable enough for outrunning a "Free Candy" van, soft enough for the stolen police cruiser ride home.
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Tactical Advantage: Clearly establishes your boundaries and goals to the rest of the table before initiative is even rolled.
"I am filled with a desire to 1: survive 2: deeply impress her." — Emma
Get yours before the van catches up.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Panic Table Merch Table
- Email: blastex-wilson-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Priorities Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
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4XL
|
34
|
30
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5XL
|
35
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32
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